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patrick / portlander

the edgier the better.
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naative:

Religious people came to my friends door and gave her this pamphlet but they got the texts wrong so apparently jesus has no time for you
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firemen:

elfgod:

My nose is running

then u better go catch it

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catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

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lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 
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time-locked-in-221b:

of-shoes-of-ships-of-sealing-wax:

mapsontheweb:

Global use of ‘Fahrenheit’ or ‘Celsius’

We need to have a chat with the U.S I think

*sad eagle noise*